List

August 27, 2011 at 21:50 (Uncategorized)

This is a list of things I’ve always wanted. I put it here because I don’t know where to put it, and I need to write it down so that I don’t forget something.

I have a very bad memory.

1)Megaphone. Megaphones are awesome.

2)Baseball bat. Baseball bats are awesome.

3)A gun. Guns are… Very useful.

That’s about it. I’ll put other items as they come to mind.

Yeah, this post is not very interesting.

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Nothing

August 23, 2011 at 20:32 (Uncategorized)

I have nothing to post, so let’s talk about random stuff. I’ll keep this in the “Uncategorized” section…

So, this morning I went to drums lesson. “Drums lesson”? Is that right? Whatever. And like always, we (the teacher and me) spent half the hour talking about miscellanous stuff. (Wait, I pay for that hour… Whatever, I’m so antisocial, talking is good.)

So, with my family opening a restaurant and all, we talked about marketing. I’m not gonna lie, it sounded kind of like mafia, or something like that. He said something like

“When you open something, you have to get all the information possible on the area. You have to ask people, look around, and check, in your case, other restaurants in the area. You’ve gotta ask them how much they pay for the place, you have to check their prices, eat and see if the food is any good, etc.”

and I was like “But they’re not gonna just tell me if I ask!”

and he said “Then you lie. You say something like, I don’t know… “I’m opening a shop around here, and man is the rent high! How much do you pay?” If you say something among those lines, then they’re going to tell you, if not because they’re friendly, because they think you’ll soon be a regular there, so they’re gonna act all kind.”

“…”

“So, understand? You have to get all the information possible. you go there, nonchalantly ask stuff, maybe sneakily snap photos of the prices with your cellphone, and you’re good to go. That’s how it works. With those information, you can make cheaper and better products than them, and utterly crush them.”

“…”

I’m a young and kinda naive man. I try to always be realistic, but there are some things, some values, some kind of honor code that I just can’t help but respect and believe. I’M YOUNG! LET ME HAVE DREAMS!

When I talk to him, he always says this kind of things, and I tend to just shut up in shock. This world is too cruel for me.

Anyways, the conversation didn’t end there, but I can’t precisely remember it. I have bad memory. I remember the general things, but not everything word for word, so let’s cut it here.

Really, I learn more about the society than about music, there. But I’m cool with that. Guy’s really wise, and seems to know pretty much everything but how to get rid of a virus in his computer. No one knows how old he is, but I’m going with 1372 years. What’s more, I’m pretty sure he was abducted and modified by aliens, has bionic arms and is buddies with the mafia. Or something. Interesting guy.

Well, let’s talk about something else. For one, I need new headcuffs. That’s important. For me. No one reads this anyways. No one I know is proficient enough in english and I don’t think someone has a way to end up here. No that I care though. LOOK AT HOW GOOD I AM AT GETTING SIDETRACKED. I swear, it’s like I’m constantly in a Wiki Walk. Hey, so that’s how you put links here.

Let’s pick up something from The Daily Post

Topic #228:

Try to think about nothing, for as long as you can. What happens? Describe it in a short post.

Me? Thinking? That’s, like, an oxymoron. I kid… Maybe… Self-loathing everywhere.

Guitar, drums, and piano. That’s what I kept thinking about. Ah, maybe I should repeat the experiment without music… Eh, I’m too lazy for that. Ah, and if you want to know what I was listening to, and with that I mean “So that no one, that is, everyone who reads this, knows it”, here.

I’m going to eat now. I mean later, it seems, me eating got postponed. Damn, I love the Free Dictionary!

Whatever, I’m finished here anyways, goodbye, hasta la vista, ci vediamo.

Look at all those words. I’m writing this much in a blog. I AM FAR TOO HIPSTER FOR THAT. Did it anyways. Whatever.

Do you know what there was written after I published this!? “This is your 4th post. Hip!” THEY KNOW.

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Last Friday

August 22, 2011 at 17:38 (Rants)

Let’s try a normal, standard blog post.

So, last Friday my cousin got married. Or maybe it was the day before, and Friday was just the big party with all the far, unknown relatives. Whatever. Is Friday written like that? With the capital letter and a “i”? Doesn’t it ever happen to you that when you read or write a word many times, it just stops making sense and it looks wrong? LOSING FOCUS HERE.

So, the marrying. The marriage. The wedding. Whatever. I’ll eventually have a perfect grasp of English, just you wait. Who am I talking to anyways? No one reads this. Let’s say I’m talking to myself. LOSING FOOOOCUUUUUS.

I always thought that these chinese so called “parties” where more like something tedious and political stuff. Like, to keep good relations with relatives. Relations. With relatives. Redundant. Anyways, hundreds of people, and the… How are they called… Newlyweds. Right. Hundreds of people, and the newlyweds know only a fraction of them. They’re relatives and friends and people you only know because you saw them that one time, of their parents. Not even of the newlyweds themselves, but of their parents. They’re there not because they’re happy for their wedding, they’re there because relations and money. It’s like we’re talking about nobles or something.

The food is luxury stuff, not really good, but it’s expensive and that’s what matters, you have to show off like crazy. Lots of people, lots of food, and the presents. I’ll have you know, the presents chinese people give are cigarettes and expensive booze. It’s like they’re telling you “Look, I want you to die.”

The other present is money, but it’s something strange. It works like this, you go to people marriages, and you give them money. Then they come to your, or your child’s marriage, and they give you money. It’s an endless back and forth. It’s useless. It’s a loan. It’s not a present. I don’t like this kinda stuff, if you go to someone’s marriage you should do it because marriage. That’s how I see it. Maybe I’ll “grow up” and see it differently one day. I’m seventeen, I’ve got time. If this blog still exists then, I’ll make sure to write it.

Anyways, I always thought those where tedious, political, boring, annoying after-marriage stuff.

I thought. I still think it, but I’m starting to doubt it.

Because I saw my cousin and his bride cry that day. Cry. That’s not something you do at a tediouspoliticalboringannoying event. So, either they’re expert actors, and in that case I’m gonna punch him in the nuts, or I have something to think about. Maybe I should ask my other cousin.

Well, that’s that. I’ll write more if something that I should have wrote comes to mind.

I wonder if this is badly written. English is not my native language, and even when writing in Italian my teacher always used to tell me that I write too little, too superficial, and stuff. Maybe… Maybe. I’m bound to get better if I keep on writing.

Let’s make a new category. “Rants”. Yeah, that sounds about right. Wait, the dictionary says otherwise. “To speak or write in an angry or violent manner”. That’s not what I did… I need a different term… Yeah, well, you know what, I’m too lazy for that. It’s not a big deal.

I need to learn how to use WordPress. I tried to do something and it just updated the draft. I don’t even know what that does. Whatever.

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That’s better.

August 22, 2011 at 02:59 (Uncategorized)

I’m not completely satisfied, but it’s better than before. I might change the title of the blog though; just “Daoler” sucks.

Is that the correct way of using “;”? Now that I’m starting to write stuff, I’ve gotta learn this kinda things…

Bah, whatever, I’m too lazy for that. Let’s move onto actual content!

Wait. Is me writing about thinking stuff actual content?

Who cares?

My connection is so unbearably slow today…

I’m already really lazy, if you put an obstacle like that in my way, I’m just gonna stop. In fact, I’m gonna stop now. It’s already really late anyway.

I’m going to sleep. And with “sleep” I mean listen to music until I’m sleepy.

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The lazy and boring start

August 22, 2011 at 01:52 (Uncategorized)

I wanted to customize this blog a bit, but I’m going to go play the drums a now.

So, yeah, screw the premise, it seems I’m not that lazy.

… I have a stomach ache.

Ah, that’s not an excuse, I’m gonna practice anyways.

Well, it is boring, it seems.

And after playing the drums. I started lazying around, playing videogames and watching anime.

After all, I am lazy! Now the premise is complete and perfect.

I suck.

Enough with the self-deprecation! Let’s get working. This blog needs to look better. More aesthetically pleasant.

Aesthetically pleasant. Is that correct? In a grammatical way.

Enough already!

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