The most important thing

September 29, 2011 at 01:03 (Uncategorized)

Alright. Ahem.

This place is already pretty much abandoned, but I’ve been busy with the restaurant, and when I get home I’m just too tired to write anything, but I’m getting used to it, so I’m already less tired. Less tired than dead, that is.

I’ll post my experiences about being a waiter later. I’m tired now, so let’s write about important stuff. Like:

Is the most important thing happiness or health?

I asked two persons today, and they told me “health”. I call bullshit! A life not happy isn’t worth living!

And that’s pretty much it. This is a short but IMPORTANT post. Probably. Everything is meaningless, nothing is important. BE POSITIVE!

Just one last thing. Lately, I’m dead tired, and I really miss having free time, but, I’ve gotta say, I think I might be slightly happier. I get told “Thanks”, “Good job”, and one guy even told me that I’m “a smart lad”. I feel useful, and I’m being less antisocial.

I would really like to have free time, though. Being a the restaurant 13-14 hours a day is killing me.

Oh! And I got my first tip! I’m always carrying it around in my pocket, with other treasured stuff. A list of things I want to do in my life (“Find happiness” and “Being healthy”. In that order.) And a. Uh. I’ll write about it next time, when I know how it’s called in english. Bye.

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List

August 27, 2011 at 21:50 (Uncategorized)

This is a list of things I’ve always wanted. I put it here because I don’t know where to put it, and I need to write it down so that I don’t forget something.

I have a very bad memory.

1)Megaphone. Megaphones are awesome.

2)Baseball bat. Baseball bats are awesome.

3)A gun. Guns are… Very useful.

That’s about it. I’ll put other items as they come to mind.

Yeah, this post is not very interesting.

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Nothing

August 23, 2011 at 20:32 (Uncategorized)

I have nothing to post, so let’s talk about random stuff. I’ll keep this in the “Uncategorized” section…

So, this morning I went to drums lesson. “Drums lesson”? Is that right? Whatever. And like always, we (the teacher and me) spent half the hour talking about miscellanous stuff. (Wait, I pay for that hour… Whatever, I’m so antisocial, talking is good.)

So, with my family opening a restaurant and all, we talked about marketing. I’m not gonna lie, it sounded kind of like mafia, or something like that. He said something like

“When you open something, you have to get all the information possible on the area. You have to ask people, look around, and check, in your case, other restaurants in the area. You’ve gotta ask them how much they pay for the place, you have to check their prices, eat and see if the food is any good, etc.”

and I was like “But they’re not gonna just tell me if I ask!”

and he said “Then you lie. You say something like, I don’t know… “I’m opening a shop around here, and man is the rent high! How much do you pay?” If you say something among those lines, then they’re going to tell you, if not because they’re friendly, because they think you’ll soon be a regular there, so they’re gonna act all kind.”

“…”

“So, understand? You have to get all the information possible. you go there, nonchalantly ask stuff, maybe sneakily snap photos of the prices with your cellphone, and you’re good to go. That’s how it works. With those information, you can make cheaper and better products than them, and utterly crush them.”

“…”

I’m a young and kinda naive man. I try to always be realistic, but there are some things, some values, some kind of honor code that I just can’t help but respect and believe. I’M YOUNG! LET ME HAVE DREAMS!

When I talk to him, he always says this kind of things, and I tend to just shut up in shock. This world is too cruel for me.

Anyways, the conversation didn’t end there, but I can’t precisely remember it. I have bad memory. I remember the general things, but not everything word for word, so let’s cut it here.

Really, I learn more about the society than about music, there. But I’m cool with that. Guy’s really wise, and seems to know pretty much everything but how to get rid of a virus in his computer. No one knows how old he is, but I’m going with 1372 years. What’s more, I’m pretty sure he was abducted and modified by aliens, has bionic arms and is buddies with the mafia. Or something. Interesting guy.

Well, let’s talk about something else. For one, I need new headcuffs. That’s important. For me. No one reads this anyways. No one I know is proficient enough in english and I don’t think someone has a way to end up here. No that I care though. LOOK AT HOW GOOD I AM AT GETTING SIDETRACKED. I swear, it’s like I’m constantly in a Wiki Walk. Hey, so that’s how you put links here.

Let’s pick up something from The Daily Post

Topic #228:

Try to think about nothing, for as long as you can. What happens? Describe it in a short post.

Me? Thinking? That’s, like, an oxymoron. I kid… Maybe… Self-loathing everywhere.

Guitar, drums, and piano. That’s what I kept thinking about. Ah, maybe I should repeat the experiment without music… Eh, I’m too lazy for that. Ah, and if you want to know what I was listening to, and with that I mean “So that no one, that is, everyone who reads this, knows it”, here.

I’m going to eat now. I mean later, it seems, me eating got postponed. Damn, I love the Free Dictionary!

Whatever, I’m finished here anyways, goodbye, hasta la vista, ci vediamo.

Look at all those words. I’m writing this much in a blog. I AM FAR TOO HIPSTER FOR THAT. Did it anyways. Whatever.

Do you know what there was written after I published this!? “This is your 4th post. Hip!” THEY KNOW.

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That’s better.

August 22, 2011 at 02:59 (Uncategorized)

I’m not completely satisfied, but it’s better than before. I might change the title of the blog though; just “Daoler” sucks.

Is that the correct way of using “;”? Now that I’m starting to write stuff, I’ve gotta learn this kinda things…

Bah, whatever, I’m too lazy for that. Let’s move onto actual content!

Wait. Is me writing about thinking stuff actual content?

Who cares?

My connection is so unbearably slow today…

I’m already really lazy, if you put an obstacle like that in my way, I’m just gonna stop. In fact, I’m gonna stop now. It’s already really late anyway.

I’m going to sleep. And with “sleep” I mean listen to music until I’m sleepy.

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The lazy and boring start

August 22, 2011 at 01:52 (Uncategorized)

I wanted to customize this blog a bit, but I’m going to go play the drums a now.

So, yeah, screw the premise, it seems I’m not that lazy.

… I have a stomach ache.

Ah, that’s not an excuse, I’m gonna practice anyways.

Well, it is boring, it seems.

And after playing the drums. I started lazying around, playing videogames and watching anime.

After all, I am lazy! Now the premise is complete and perfect.

I suck.

Enough with the self-deprecation! Let’s get working. This blog needs to look better. More aesthetically pleasant.

Aesthetically pleasant. Is that correct? In a grammatical way.

Enough already!

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